The crappest Things this week:
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Final Fantasy is crap because it is anything but final
> My ROFLcopter is crap because it is broken.
> noun is crap because it verbs.
The crappest Things this week:
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Tesco is crap because it is a monopoly that plans to take over the world and ultimately feed us Soylent Green
> The Libertarian hate brigade is crap because it has no fucking idea what Libertarianism actually means
> Christmas is crap because it is expensive
The crappest Things this week:
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Yoga is crap because it is exercise for lazy people who cannot be bothered to actually work out
> America is crap because it is filled with people who don’t know how to drive
> the ipad is crap because it runs on rain forest sawdust
The crappest Things this week:
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> the dog is crap because it drank all my wine
> Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland is crap because it is nothing
> Australia is crap because it catches fire on a regular basis
The crappest Things this week:
> Windows 7 (1 Reasons)
> Windows (1 Reasons)
> Vista (1 Reasons)
> girls (1 Reasons)
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Wii is crap because it caters for children
> iPod touch is crap because it runs out of battery faster than I run out of spunk when I see your mum.
> turd is crap because it is a synonym
The crappest Things this week:
> internet (1 Reasons)
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Kuwait is crap because it is about as much fun to visit or live in as having an aneurysm
> facebook is crap because it means that profile photos of exes with their babies and awesome partners keep showing up in mutual friends lists
> the dentist is crap because it can fix me but I can’t afford it so instead I suffer constant pain and can’t wait to die.
The crappest Things this week:
> Honda (1 Reasons)
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> death is crap because it is too conclusive
> A film starring Eddie Murphy is crap because it will make you deaf from all his shouting
> Fur Affinity is crap because it needs moar lombaxes.
The crappest Things this week:
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Region coding is crap because it comes from a time when it may have worked. Now it’s just a hasle for paying customers
> This is crap because it does not yet link chains of crap things to each other in infinite loops.
> microsoft is crap because it has nothing soft about it
The crappest Things this week:
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> facebook is crap because it tries to monopolize our digital lives
> kissing is crap because it involves getting his beard spikes hurting me
> going to see monster trucks is crap because it is too extream for me to cope with
The crappest Things this week:
> The 21st Century (5 Reasons)
> facebook (4 Reasons)
> Sky News (3 Reasons)
> Flickr (2 Reasons)
> smoking (1 Reasons)
> North Korea (1 Reasons)
Three random Things and Reasons why they are crap:
> Pokemon is crap because it has made all the new Pokemon look like robots or stuffed animals covered in scrunchies.
> Maple Story is crap because it doesn’t run on a Mac.
> Australia is crap because it is over-governed
